The Furry Vending Machine

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jonathino001, Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:34 am

You get a four-dimentional hypercube

inserts coin attached to a string >_>

Inventory:
Mangled Beiber Album (charred)

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Sebastian, Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:53 am

You receive a leaflet on coined string-theory.

Inserts a mobius strip.
(I really need to re-compile my inventory for this game)

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jonathino001, Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:56 am

You receive a SExY aka: Space Expansion Yaw-meter. (you are unsure how the vending machine can contain all these items without it)

insert duct tape (that should fix it)

Inventory:
Mangled Beiber Album (charred)
Leaflet on Coined String Theory

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jonathino001, Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:56 am

You receive a SExY aka: Space Expansion Yaw-meter. (you are unsure how the vending machine can contain all these items without it)

insert duct tape (that should fix it)

Inventory:
Mangled Beiber Album (charred)
Leaflet on Coined String Theory

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Posts: 639
Species: wallaby/chameleon hybrid
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Sebastian, Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:01 pm

A duck-ape hybrid reaches out of the machine's dispenser and hands you some flexible air-conditioning duct and a measuring tape.

Inserts a Facebook server.

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Sebastian, Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:01 pm

A duck-ape hybrid reaches out of the machine's dispenser and hands you some flexible air-conditioning duct and a measuring tape.

Inserts a Facebook server.

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jonathino001, Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:03 am

you receive a dozen requests for various facebook games. upon further examination you note that they all end in "ville"

inserts the second-weirdest boner.

Syladex: (he who gets the reference is awesome)
Mangled Beiber Album (charred)
Leaflet on Coined String Theory
Flexible air-conditioning duct + measuring tape

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jonathino001, Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:03 am

you receive a dozen requests for various facebook games. upon further examination you note that they all end in "ville"

inserts the second-weirdest boner.

Syladex: (he who gets the reference is awesome)
Mangled Beiber Album (charred)
Leaflet on Coined String Theory
Flexible air-conditioning duct + measuring tape

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Raen, Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:03 pm

You get a lawsuit. XP

Inserts a mechanical pencil.

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Raen, Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:03 pm

You get a lawsuit. XP

Inserts a mechanical pencil.


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