Bad Jokes...

Keep the crap off the board and into the Ridiculous Corner. This is the perfect place for things like word and number games and forum games.
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Bad Jokes...

Postby Scota » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:18 pm

For some reason I've spent a lot of time swapping bad jokes with people lately. So I thought I'd continue it here...

So, creatures one and all, tell me your jokes! Bad, good, everything...

Now, to start with a Classic...

How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge???



There's footprints in the peanut butter.
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby Kraden » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:14 pm

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAhahaaa.....shoot..here we go.

What do you call an Elephant wearing headphones?

Anything you want! He can't hear you!!!
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Bad Jokes...

Postby Scota » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:18 pm

For some reason I've spent a lot of time swapping bad jokes with people lately. So I thought I'd continue it here...

So, creatures one and all, tell me your jokes! Bad, good, everything...

Now, to start with a Classic...

How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge???



There's footprints in the peanut butter.
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby Scota » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:53 pm

How do you know if a giraffe has been in your bedroom?



There's a hole in the roof above your bed.
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Bad Jokes...

Postby Kraden » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:14 pm

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAhahaaa.....shoot..here we go.

What do you call an Elephant wearing headphones?

Anything you want! He can't hear you!!!
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Bad Jokes...

Postby Scota » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:53 pm

How do you know if a giraffe has been in your bedroom?



There's a hole in the roof above your bed.
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby RayLiehm » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:32 pm

Not sure if it fits, but I have to add this quote from my Physics lecturer:

"There's a famous saying that you should never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. A sound principle: that way, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have his shoes."
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Bad Jokes...

Postby RayLiehm » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:32 pm

Not sure if it fits, but I have to add this quote from my Physics lecturer:

"There's a famous saying that you should never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. A sound principle: that way, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have his shoes."
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby aimz rokafi » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:44 pm

whats big, red and eats rocks?

a big red rock eater.
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Bad Jokes...

Postby aimz rokafi » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:44 pm

whats big, red and eats rocks?

a big red rock eater.

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