Bad Jokes...

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Postby halfeb » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:12 am

Q: How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns...[/quote]

Q: Then, how do you spot Jarred from Subway?

A He's the one with the foot long...
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby halfeb » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:59 pm

The Australian Fan Convention was paused due to tragidy today. The amazing Luigi and his trampolining sheep were to entertain the crowd in the main hall. However, one of the sheep bounced a little too high and thats when the sheep hit the fan.

What has four legs and stands around in a paddock all day?
A computer.
(Before you say it, yes, it dosn't make sense, thus the joke)
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Postby halfeb » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:59 pm

The Australian Fan Convention was paused due to tragidy today. The amazing Luigi and his trampolining sheep were to entertain the crowd in the main hall. However, one of the sheep bounced a little too high and thats when the sheep hit the fan.

What has four legs and stands around in a paddock all day?
A computer.
(Before you say it, yes, it dosn't make sense, thus the joke)
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby Yaoihost_Kogenta » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:49 pm

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!!


What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep?

Mat.


Confucius say man who stand on toilet - very high on pot..

Confucius say virginity is like a balloon - one prick all gone!!

The Russian word for gonorrhea:

Rotyacockov....
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Postby Yaoihost_Kogenta » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:49 pm

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!!


What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep?

Mat.


Confucius say man who stand on toilet - very high on pot..

Confucius say virginity is like a balloon - one prick all gone!!

The Russian word for gonorrhea:

Rotyacockov....
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby roland_perteev » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:13 pm

One day Ben was in a car crash. He escaped largely unharmed, except that his legs got badly burned. As a result they were so tender that even the lightest touch to them would have him screaming in pain.

Anyway, he was quickly taken to hospital, and Dr. Bob examined him and wrote out a list of drugs to be administered, and gave the list to Nurse Betty.

Nurse Betty read the list, and couldn't help but notice that among the usual mix of pain killers and antibiotics, there was also a regular dose of viagra. Assuming that this must have been a mistake she took the list to Dr. Bob.
"There must be some kind of mistake," she said "Ben has second degree burns to his legs, how could viagra possibly benefit him?"
Dr. Bob smiled and said "It will stop the sheets from touching his legs."
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Postby roland_perteev » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:13 pm

One day Ben was in a car crash. He escaped largely unharmed, except that his legs got badly burned. As a result they were so tender that even the lightest touch to them would have him screaming in pain.

Anyway, he was quickly taken to hospital, and Dr. Bob examined him and wrote out a list of drugs to be administered, and gave the list to Nurse Betty.

Nurse Betty read the list, and couldn't help but notice that among the usual mix of pain killers and antibiotics, there was also a regular dose of viagra. Assuming that this must have been a mistake she took the list to Dr. Bob.
"There must be some kind of mistake," she said "Ben has second degree burns to his legs, how could viagra possibly benefit him?"
Dr. Bob smiled and said "It will stop the sheets from touching his legs."
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby halfeb » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:26 pm

A man checked into hospital, worried he may have harmed himself after eating $150 in large bills. He wasn't ill, and the doctor said no change was expected.
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Postby halfeb » Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:26 pm

A man checked into hospital, worried he may have harmed himself after eating $150 in large bills. He wasn't ill, and the doctor said no change was expected.
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Re: Bad Jokes...

Postby roland_perteev » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:41 am

Ron was having trouble hearing, so he went to see Dr. Greg about it.

Dr. Greg gets that pointy-light-magnifying thing and looks in to Ron's right ear, and much to his surprise sees that it's full of cake and cream.

Baffled, Dr. Greg then goes around and looks in Ron's left ear, only to find this one full of jelly and custard (!!!)

Noting the surprise on the Dr. Greg's face, Ron asks what the problem is.

"Well..." said Dr. Greg "You appear to be a trifle deaf..."

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