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Keep the crap off the board and into the Ridiculous Corner. This is the perfect place for things like word and number games and forum games.
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Postby kry » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:09 pm

2's hair

(Nah it's ok 2 your baldness is awesome)
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Postby roland_perteev » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:02 pm

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I keep seeing in to the future!!!!

Doctor: When did this starthappening?

Patient: Next Tuesday!!!
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Postby halfeb » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:04 pm

Here's a little story about the man who wanted to invent the airoplane.

A long time ago, A man called James Smith wanted to invent the airoplane before the Wright brothers. He was strolling through a field one day when he came upon a g-string. It was magical and could talk.
"Put me on, and you will be able to do anything." It told him. So, he put it on. He then tried to think of how to build and airoplane, but, still he couldn't think of how to do it. He looked down at his new g-string.
"Why can't I think of how to build an airoplane?" He asked.
"That takes alot of magic." The g-string answered, "There is another magical g-string nearby, go over and out it on too." It told him. He followed the g-strings instructions, found the second g-string and put it on at the same time. He then went home and thought about how to make an airoplane. A few moments later, he thought up a plan for the airoplane. Ove the next 3 months he built the plane, wearing the g-strings the whole time. When he completed the plane, he took it up to a cliff, sat in it and pedelled it towards the edge, where it fell off and crashed into the rocks below.

The moral of this story:
Two thongs, don't make a Wright.
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Postby roland_perteev » Thu May 06, 2010 10:25 pm

What's orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.
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Postby topher » Fri May 07, 2010 9:41 am

how many people that forget they are telling a joke does it take to screw in a lightbulb? uhhhmm what was i doing again? oh thats right i was getting some icecream
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Postby roland_perteev » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:09 pm

Scotty: Cap'n! We have a wee problem.
Kirk: Problem? With the transporter?
Scotty: Aye sir... when I beamed up Mr. Spock, there was an error in the matirx which caused some... duplications.
Kirk: What sort of duplications?
Scotty: Anatomical ones, Cap'n... you see Spock has three ears now. He's got a left ear, he's got a right ear, and on his forehead, he has a final front ear.
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Postby Fuzzyball » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:22 pm

What's brown and sticky?









A stick.
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Postby FuzziBear » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:05 am

why did the man fall off his bike?
because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread

my favorite jokes of all time :P i still laughed as i typed them out

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