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FuzziBear, Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:22 pm

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

A baby seal walks into a club...

What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?
They have to sit in their own pew.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI

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kry, Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:15 pm

why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread
OH MY Friar Tuck GOD YES

Oh, and the title of the film 'The Missing Lynx'. A great animated movie, but a title that makes you sigh.

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k9_kaos, Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:52 pm

Q: What soap opera features an all male cast?

A: "The Hung And The Breastless."

That one's mine. Sorry.

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k9_kaos, Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:52 pm

Q: What soap opera features an all male cast?

A: "The Hung And The Breastless."

That one's mine. Sorry.

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Flare Volkanian, Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:14 am

Q: How do you get a pikachu onto a bus?

A:Ya pokémon.

There was a man from Dundee. 
whose limericks always ended on line three. 
I don't know why.


An old man seems to be looking for someone. 
Suddenly Jesus appears.

Jesus: Old man, who are you looking for?
The man: My son, he got lost!
Jesus: Don´t worry old man, I will help you find your son. How does he look like?
The man: Well, the most remarkable things are the nails that go through his extremities.
Jesus: Father?
The man: Pinochio?

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Flare Volkanian, Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:14 am

Q: How do you get a pikachu onto a bus?

A:Ya pokémon.

There was a man from Dundee. 
whose limericks always ended on line three. 
I don't know why.


An old man seems to be looking for someone. 
Suddenly Jesus appears.

Jesus: Old man, who are you looking for?
The man: My son, he got lost!
Jesus: Don´t worry old man, I will help you find your son. How does he look like?
The man: Well, the most remarkable things are the nails that go through his extremities.
Jesus: Father?
The man: Pinochio?

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Uriwolf, Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:45 pm

KNOCK, KNOCK!
Who's there?
cows.
Cows who?
COWS DON'T 'WHO' THEY'MOOOOOOOOOO'

That one is mine! :wfrown:
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.

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mani, Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:03 pm

Q: why did the teacher give all her students ticks

A: because she had tourettes

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Wererstritchy, Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:11 pm

Did you hear about the rotten egg joke?

It stinks.

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Pingu, Wed May 20, 2015 12:50 pm

A lady and a guy are in an elevator when it suddenly stops. The lady looks to the man and then says "make me feel like a woman!" The man starts unbuttoning his shirt, looks to her and says "Will you iron this?"
Rule 1: The Penguin is ALWAYS RIGHT
Rule 2: If the Penguin is wrong, refer to Rule 1


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